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$TOP
YOU BOUGHT THE TOP,
DIDN'T YOU.
"yes, yes i did."
Every cycle has one. The candle that only goes one way after you click buy. You know the feeling. So does everyone else here. Welcome to $TOP — the coin for the top-buyers, the paper-handed, and the proudly unbothered.
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Installing conviction.exe...
right-click → properties
System Properties
Supply
1B
Tax
0 / 0
LP
Burned
Ownership
Renounced
Entry Timing
Terrible
Regret Level
Rising
Diamond Hands
Forced
Copium Level
Max
C:\ > My Bags >
My Computer
a problem has been detected
Recycle Bin — Things You Sold
$TOP
A fatal exception 0x0T0P has occurred at FOMO+1337.The current application will be terminated.
* You bought the top.
* You are still holding.
* This is, somehow, fine.
Press any key to buy the dip.
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to buy more._